

I am a senior copywriter at Anomaly. I came to advertising by way of editing books, managing talent at BBDO (not a recruiter), and selling plants (not a euphemism). In past lives, I've been a black-belt, an actress, a monk, and a meme queen.
Deeply nostalgic for early 2000s internet. The universe conspires against my tidiness. I am a wise-ass with a heart of gold. I don't like to toot my own horn, so I compiled this video of others singing my praises.
My work has been recognized by D&AD, The Addys, and of course, the New York Post.
HMU to chat crazy projects, food, or squatting on web domains.
VO: Why is Dunkin' Iced Coffee $2 between 2 and 6pm?
Because that's the best time to make your move.
While everyone else is in their afternoon funk,
you're running circles around them—
and not just any circles,
shapes no one's even thought of!
Squircles! Circtangles! Spherazoids!
Get a jump on the slump.
$2 medium Dunkin' Iced Coffee from 2 to 6pm.
America Runs on Dunkin'.
VO: First, the airplane. Then, the moon.
Now, America's greatest minds are at it again with
their newest innovation: strawberries in lattes.
One small step for strawberry, and one large leap
for latte-kind.
Dunkin's new Strawberry Layered Sips.
Try the new Strawberries and Cream Layered Ice
Latte, or keep it cool with the Strawberry Layered
Lemonade.
Sip on real strawberries layered right into your
favorites.
America Runs on Dunkin'.
VO: Real love isn't about grand gestures.
It's about the perfect pairing.
So get outta here with that puny rose!
And get down on one knee with a dozen Dunkin'
Brownie Batter Donuts,
with a decadent Cocoa Mocha Signature Latte to
match.
If you really want something special,
sip on a Strawberry Dragonfruit Dunkin' Refresher
with a sweet Cupid's Choice Donut.
Take an arrow straight to the taste buds!
Because Dunkin's bringing the love this Valentine's
Day.
America Runs on Dunkin'.



